Transfer & Storage Troll

humungus non-cogitarium

Description and Characteristics

Among the largest of the New World Trolls, this specimen is characterized by its large and relatively empty cranium. The eyes are gentle and kind, if somewhat vacant. Its movement is slow and methodical. In determining its career path, this Troll decided to pursue self-employment without the aid of professional guidance. With its substantial size, the Transfer and Storage Troll is capable of moving large objects, such as the pictured Stave Church, with relative ease. Unfortunately, the Troll did not consider the storage details in advance and, therefore, is limited to moving and storing, on its back, the first item it contracted. Over the last millennium, this architectural wonder has become physically part of the Troll's skeletal structure and is the most identifying field marking

Habitat and Location

While preferring areas along slow, meandering streams, it has taken up current residence near the Military Ridge Bike Trail. A paved path leads from the bike trail to the Troll's location on the east side of Mount Horeb at the west edge of the Viking Plaza Shopping Center. This location allows the Transfer and Storage Troll easy access to his accounts at the drive-up branch of the State Bank of Cross Plains.