Tricycle Troll

catastrophium non ambulatorium

Description and Characteristics

This troll rumbles up and down the trollway bike path, with reckless abandon. He is equipped with, perhaps, the only culinary cranial protector in existence. His twisted handle bars and flatten facial characteristics indicate many head on collisions with objects on and about the trollway path. This centrally located troll is very popular at lunch time in Mount Horeb with visitors sharing his patio.

Habitat and Location

The Mount Horeb stretch of the Military Ridge Bike Trail.